Everything is better with Mike Patton

Now we’re getting into some quality Traffic Jams with Dan the Automator. The only thing better is teaming him up with Mike Patton:

I googled Red Tube to see if I could get one for my VW. Couldn’t find car parts even after checking most of the site.

I’m really hoping the fix involves driving around with a four foot red tube hanging out the back of the car.

I agree, as most other outlets and VW themselves aren’t really covering it. Granted I’m biased owning a TDI and want to know wtf is going on lol

OUTCOME THREE: Write a letter to a well- semi- sometimes-respected blogger. Outline your concerns. Elicit sympathy. Get him to paint your tragic picture with his word-brush. Let him share it with his focused audience. Step one is complete.

A spectacular idea everyone else is WRONG

Oh, I bet we can do good and still make SOME fun of each other.

Alternate post title: “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck”

Doug,

It’s the hero the planet deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt it. Because it can take it. Because it’s not our hero. It’s a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Catalytic Converter.

Absolutely! we bleeding heart liberal moonbats we really like reading; and like to see others reading. Come for the socialism, stay for the reading!

One of these will be my next truck. In a year or two.

It’s the little old diesel from Pasadenaaaaa

I get 48mpg on the highway with my Fiesta, with the A/C on. It’s the 1.0 Turbo-3.

YOUR WIFE IS A BIGFOOT, GUS.

The NFL is doing a spectacular job of making me give less and less of a shit about it. (I should note that I’m a Bills fan, so I’ve been consistently conditioned not to give a shit over the last two decades.)

Bills fans still wear AFC Champion shirts.

V-necks are the only suitable undershirt to actually wear under a button up and let them serve their intended purpose.

There's a special place in hell for people that put good knives and cast iron skillets in the dishwasher. Shane, you should be ashamed of yourself.

There's a special place in hell for people that put good knives and cast iron skillets in the dishwasher. Shane, you…