One of these will be my next truck. In a year or two.

It always sounded like “There she” to me. Did a large portion of people really believe this?

It’s the little old diesel from Pasadenaaaaa

I get 48mpg on the highway with my Fiesta, with the A/C on. It’s the 1.0 Turbo-3.

YOUR WIFE IS A BIGFOOT, GUS.

The NFL is doing a spectacular job of making me give less and less of a shit about it. (I should note that I’m a Bills fan, so I’ve been consistently conditioned not to give a shit over the last two decades.)

Bills fans still wear AFC Champion shirts.

V-necks are the only suitable undershirt to actually wear under a button up and let them serve their intended purpose.

He was Paul Bunyan for real.

Please for the love of God allow me to stream in market games live! NHL Center Ice does me no good because I can’t actually watch my in market team (Hurricanes). In order to get the channel I need to watch the regular broadcasts, I need to shell out an additional 50 dollars a month to up my DirecTV package to…

Kidnapped by a hot, Swedish MILF. The horror...

Fuckin’ Ben Franklin what did he know.

*CHECKS PANTS

[...] with a funky re-skin the way you used to do winAmp back in 1999.

Because USA. I doubt you can even get it with a gasoline engine in Europe.

Why in the world wouldn’t they put their diesel in that?

Game of Thrones spoilers.

This really should have been the Patriots’ punishment.

There's a special place in hell for people that put good knives and cast iron skillets in the dishwasher. Shane, you should be ashamed of yourself.

There's a special place in hell for people that put good knives and cast iron skillets in the dishwasher. Shane, you…