Isn't 'peepee in teepee' referencing docking though?
Like that shit is pretty intense.

THE CIVIL WAR ON GOOD CHRISTIAN AMERICANS MORE LIKE IT

Just two weeks before you can throw up everywhere all over again!

Who has time for all those Tumblr links?

They're just after that powered ass.

If there's a Shield Agent named Ash Ketchum…

Her Tumblr is gonna be off the chain.

Where was the diversity crack when Nobu died?

It was a mob of blind people. Pretty sure they had no idea who they were grabbing when it came to scrumtime.

It means if Ulric was white, he'd be OK with it.

YOU CAN'T VICTIMISE WHITE MEN!
Have you learnt nothing from the Internet?

Dementia is a tool of the patriarchy.

Niger, please.

I dunno, I kinda like the way Cobblepot has been portrayed so far. Really giving weight and meaning to why he's smashing skulls one second and cooking omelettes in his penthouse the next. His struggle with creating a brighter future for Hell's Kitchen coupled with his not-so-secret inner violent sociopath is pretty…

Is this the Scarlet Wich show I've been dreaming of?

It says it premieres in two weeks though, so there's still hope for the AV Club's Soul!

Wait, the horse and Pod are OTPs?

You. I like you.

He's one of the Monstars.
It's the Space Jam / Star Wars crossover event we've all been waiting for.

He yanked down my pants and blew the herpes away.