If this isn't a JD and Turk fight crime reunion show, I won't even.

Big call using your precious few Internet minutes in the bighouse deep commenting on AV Club articles.

I can't even bring myself to illegally download this show for posterity purposes. AV Club take the wheel.

They should silently replace this show with a new one called Got Ham?. A modern take on Wacky Deli and the Internet age.

> PICK UP GUN
> PICK UP THE GUN
> GET GUN
> GET THE GUN
> GRAB GUN
> ACQUIRE GUN
> FUCK YOU
You died

"A Blue Ray? Explain to me how that dude's cock was pink when we walked in! EXPLAIN IT! You disgust me."

Dokes, who somehow survived, is living in Alaska. One morning he is awoken by the sound of an axe hitting a tree in his backyard.

I think he watched The Interview and thought it was James Franco bashing him.

Her portrayal of Victoria Mars is timeless.

Jaden Smith and Tommy Wiseau walk into a bar…

I predict a "defuse the suspicious package in my pants" joke in the pilot.

Poe Dameron with his Space Murder Cult

The Flash caught Oliver.

Considering Captain Boomerang's non-Australian accent, I think we're even.

Please don't ever relegate our glorious Australian accent to that backwards land of warm beer. He would never say "innit". The correct translation is:

Just call it We Talkin' Bout Practice

BUT ITS A FUN TIRE FIRE. ONE WITH A FAIRY FLOSS MACHINE.

I thought that was Gross Misconduct

Nene Hilarious

Neil Patrick Harris as Rudy Gay!
Wait.