Even Bal-loon would've sufficed for me.

Was the Truman Show already the movie version of the Sims?

Make Marion the main character and call it The Hood Wife

As long as we get Lil John as Little John.

I hope all the lads from Hot in Nottingham were teased in the pilot.

The fact that it is happening takes away all the joy from having the prediction come true.

By the end of the season, cocaine planting is just going to be a running gag. Like at a coffee shop, all the sugar packets are filled with cocaine and he stands up, puts his hands on his hips and says "Guuuuuyyyys!" while wearing the most shitfaciest grin of all time.

A cold war era spy show based on Goldilocks.

He's the office clown who Peter unintentionally shows up constantly. He will, at some point mid-season, leap off a building yelling RUFFIIOOOOOO the whole way down.

In the sake of progressiveness, making eyes at Wendy seems appropriate.

HOSTILE TAKEOVERS are the cannons filled with cutlery of the modern world.

"CLOSE THE ACCOUNT? I CAN'T EVEN CLOSE THE FUCKING WINDOW IN MY KID'S ROOM!"

Is heaven just one big bukkake party to you?
Not judging, they do say there is a lot of white.

All the good white Christians (and a few of the main characters) who refused microchips and were sent to POW camps and literally guillotined en masse in public/on national television.

In the books, the anti-christ crew force the Asian guy to get one. He got real sad about it but he was like their undercover hacker guy so they really talked him through it.

CAN YOU GET ERECTIONS IN HEAVEN?
THIS IS IMPORTANT.

Their cat will be called The Body so anytime anyone comes in to ask to see the body, the cat will appear in frame, shrug and wink to the camera.

"... and I'm serious about that Gas Station. It's a great investment."

Which is the one with the "not-wearing-anything-under-the-robe-because-court-recess-sexy-times" set-up? Is it before or after the "accidentally-took-molly-during-most-important-case-of-career" episode?

Victoria is going to convince David to help her get REVENGE! on Emily, right?
I hope that is not what is happening but it feels like that is exactly what is happening.