I liked this film because you could tell people Shooter is a part of the Bourne francise and Swagger is actually Jason Bourne. You then watch their brains explode when half way through they realize it was Mark Wahlberg the ENTIRE TIME. Its a conspiracy within the conspiracy.

But this one features rampant Naval meta-crimes. Like one on an aircraft carrier where they interview someone known only as Maverick about the death of his best friend because he flew into a flock of geese. Dangerzone softly plays on the radio.

And when the hell will Spidey turn off the fucking dark?

BUT WHERE ARE OUR GOD DAMN T-SHIRTS, BONO? THAT'S ALL WE WANTED.

Never too late to reboot an early 00's science fiction TV show. At least that's what the Internet tells me.

Too late for class action?

Maybe they just want big Africans inside them?

"IT WAS FUCKING DELAWARE. I TOLD YOU. YOU ASSHOLES NEVER LISTEN."

When Fox comes in with the evocative TV Show and Space Drama, we'll all remember who's on top.

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

Is this a live action King of the Hill though? And they just submitted an actual King of the Hill script for shits and giggles? I would like that it that happened.

Isn't this literally how Psych started? But now they're replacing Gus with the actual couch from the first episode…

Rebecca will stop it. She has an ENTIRE elementary school worth of Science to solve any problem.

An electrical storm develops, creating a Thunder Dome.

Gotta give the people what they want.

SEASON FINALE SPOILERS

The Emmy for Most Unwatchable Sex Scenes is hers.

They asked him pass the axe and he accidentally chopped the whole forest down. Literally couldn't help it.

7 people who liked the Lost finale, 6 who didn't and a mysterious lumberjack.

I really hope there's a glimpse of Librarian's Quest just slightly behind a tree and the occasional sighting of a man in a beard walking around inspecting logs to back up the Nathan For You crossover.