The show died with Rita.

Was there ever a point Sookie spoke to Adilyn about being a fairy and the powers between her magical legs? I feel that it could have been a decent, sensual and logical plot progression.

They had telekinesis last season so there's hope.

THEORY

They say he's a "guardian angel" in this episode so that pretty much confirms it.

His name is Dean, as in Dean the Mean Green Dog Killin Machine.

"They are not our dogs anymore"

I assume a bunch of em would've gotten some SICK cheques from Nora's gang of federal employees and donated them. Couple hundy thou-thous go a long way towards corpse replicas.

It's just all about the molly these days.

5 of the 10 comic books I've ever owned were Phantoms because those bastards at the Easter Show always snuck them into the generic "heaps-o-cheap-shit" $10 showbags.

Fucking Siri. SHE JUST DOESN'T GET ME.

Kris Humphries? Is dat you?

The only culture I get is in this tub of yogurt I'm eating.

You shut your whore mouth.
Steve is still my spirit guide, leaving ethereal paw prints to guide me through life.

"If you missed my toss pre-break, some sources say the ball has not yet landed ... just like the bombs down in Ferguson. Stay tuned for more."

You forgot the dog killing spirit sniper.

When a violent schizophrenic hands you a 40 year old back issue of National Geographic and tells you its the ticket to joining the one man club your library-burning dad is in, I might be inclined to nod and change the subject rather than actually join the club.

Its refreshing, however, that the show knows they are irredeemable assbags and has the general populace react as such.

BUT THE WHITE GUY SPOKE SPANISH! HE SHOULD STICK TO HIS OWN LANGUAGE AND STOP APPROPRIATING OTHERS.

Jason's arc will close with him surrounded by his army of werepanther children. Bridget will be his wife because she is a biologist, right? Animal kids; she'd love that shit.