Genuine question: Why would anyone want to subject themselves to this, or to the Republican ones? Just masochism? Do people have nothing better to do with their lives?

Sorry. On Gawker sites my humour (and irony) meter sometimes gets broken. Cheers to you, and sorry for not getting it. :-/

My apologies, as I misunderstood, and cheers to you.

Hey, idiot. The alleged rapists in this case were black, not white, so you can shove your gif up your ass. Like it or not, white people don’t normally rape black people.

And some people wonder why others shy away from accepting certain people as refugees. I think England has provided all the evidence we need, as well as Sweden now being Europe’s rape capital, in addition to being only second in the world now for rape per capita. Nice work, idiots.

“Why is the NFL’s most infamous quack still involved in its concussion program?”

Only the ones that post seething hatred at Jesebel.

Found the wu mao dang troll.

Your sportive use of words like “numbers” indicates that you don’t even know what words like that mean. Fuck, you people are stupid.

I’ve said it before, but touchscreens in cars are a recipe for car wrecks. Taking tactile sensation away from drivers so that they HAVE to take their eyes off the road is unbelievably stupid.

Don’t be conflicted, just enjoy the show.

Sad, then?

Sad, then?

Exclusively? Because that seems rather elitist.

Exclusively? Because that seems rather elitist.

I find it both sad and hilarious that some people are so far gone down the tech rabbit-hole that they feel they need garbage like this. If somebody can’t remember their weight from day to day, or figure out what to do with it without a computer to do the math, there’s something wrong with them.

I find it both sad and hilarious that some people are so far gone down the tech rabbit-hole that they feel they need…

To be fair to Elmo, though, the rest of the Sesame Street gang have made things pretty rough for him over the years.

Holy shit. That’s just amazing.

The moon and clouds in that first one make the whole photo, and now I have a new desktop wallpaper. Thank you, Mr. Rogoway. Nice job as always.

Meh. Ignore that stupid golf cart, and look at this vicious little bastard, also easily air-portable:

Bravo, and well-said.

As the Romans in the Teutoburg Forest found out to their grief, and why the Romans just eventually said, “You know what, guys? I think we’ll just stop here after all, on this side of the Rhine. The other side seems quite boring.”