It also explains why Irish people to this day are ready to bash your potato-fed face in, but goes nowhere near the cause of Latvian discontent.

Only the ones that post seething hatred at Jesebel.

Not in a perfect world.

I have to say, straight-up using humans as guinea pigs did have some quick advantages, because fucking science, man. Never mind that the spoonfuls of lemon juice probably accelerated their salt-beef-induced tooth-destruction, at least they lived while their counterparts in the other 3 ships died, and that’s the…

Not this fucking primate. I challenge any other primate to sleep more than me through the course of a day. Sloths are excluded of course, but any regular primate, I will kick its ass at sleeping, I guarantee it.

“If everyone who eats beef gave up beef, eating almonds instead to replace the protein that beef formerly provided to their diet, we would use much less water. That’s a fact. Nothing more to it.”

Okay, chico, how many gallons of water does it take in the “developed” world to produce one pound of human? Riddle me that, young padawan.

I like that one, too, but I was wondering about the graph showing ‘acres planted vs. acres bearing’. I know that water is a serious issue with regard to crops down there, and that almond trees take 3 years after planting to bear even the first little crop (thereby possibly explaining a few-year water miscalculation),…

All I could see in the bearded image, and it looks painful.

Nice job, and thank you.

I think you mean...

Found the wu mao dang troll.

“Instead of excoriating ISIS for perverting Islam, the stance treats ISIS as a natural extension of the religion.”

Your sportive use of words like “numbers” indicates that you don’t even know what words like that mean. Fuck, you people are stupid.

Oddly, this is what I got. I’m getting a mixed message here.

“Past performance is not an indicator of future success.”

I’ve said it before, but touchscreens in cars are a recipe for car wrecks. Taking tactile sensation away from drivers so that they HAVE to take their eyes off the road is unbelievably stupid.

“failed stars” for their lack of fusion.

Then your dad was either a poor shot or a poor butcher, or your mom was a poor con artist, because venison is good, and when killed and cleaned properly, should never taste gamey. It’s far better for you than beef, as is buffalo, and you should try it again.

Venison is awesome when it’s cooked right, though, which usually involves lots of fat as well as soy sauce and black pepper. Venison sausage made with pork and bacon, especially, is friggin’ mind-blowing.