As the Romans in the Teutoburg Forest found out to their grief, and why the Romans just eventually said, “You know what, guys? I think we’ll just stop here after all, on this side of the Rhine. The other side seems quite boring.”

It would have been hilarious if he had ever been presented (unknowingly, of course) with the actual opportunity. “That’s odd. It only has one teat. Perhaps it’s a deformity. Ah, well, regardless, let’s get down to work.”

Heh. As someone who grew up in rural areas and as a teenager daily milked (by hand, natch) and drank goats-milk even in my coffee for several years, and who has a taste for water buffalo cheese (srsly; it’s pretty much like mozzarella when it’s young), in addition to various “nutmilks”, I understand completely.…

Just saying, but I’m absolutely loving this series, and thank you for all the work. As an information junkie, my brain is slowly reaching a state of satiety. :-)

My two favourite beverages are unquestionably water and milk. I drink pop maybe... once a year? Maybe? I need beer to survive, too, but that’s a different story. :-)

Your fatass country is hooked on sugar, make no mistake, and you look like a jackass for dissembling. If the supply of “soda” were cut off in the US even for a day or two, there would be riots much worse than Black Friday.

No, I’m pretty sure it’s the entire nation. What you have there in the US is a nation of people who think that drinking sugar-water is part of a “normal” diet. It’s not, but you can’t teach Americans shit-all about science, and so now there exists the fattest, most diabetic society in human history.

With all respect, sir, but if your perfect grocery store is one that only stocks 700 flavours of sugar-water, then you may want to reevaluate your life-choices and life expectancy. :-)

“So cool that these objects are recognizable after their mach 4+ impacts”

“... going to be scary the first few times.”

lol.. Asshole. :-)

“... or have your vertebrae fused to a seat cushion.”

This right here. People think is big joke, not knowing that is far worse than world’s biggest and most vicious roller coaster, where any failure in attention can result in a new red-hued scar on the landscape.

Nice job, man, sincerely. That was brilliant, and it warms even the sub-cockles of my heart to see you back writing more. Cheers, mate. :-)

Exactly.

For those saying the US can’t go to war with China over some economic kyfe, people need to remember that before both world wars, France was the best trading partner of Germany. There’s a lesson there, I think. :-)

The only childhood game one needs to learn is Snakes and Ladders.

Gotta be honest here, because that post was quite painful...

Dat bomb-load, lol. It appears that the Germans, as well as the French, have not lost their sense of humour about war. Outstanding.

Outstanding. Do you have any idea of where this was taken? Because based on the idiotic behaviour and accents, I can easily see them being Nova Scotians, an offshoot which, although hard-working and loyal, is also prone to inbreeding.