lol. They’re not actual islands, and they’ll be back underwater within 30 minutes of the shit hitting the fan. The jolly part is, the Chinese don’t seem to get that, which will make it all the more delicious when it comes. The best part about the upcoming war with China is that they genuinely don’t understand just how…

I was thinking more “Immigrant Song” at full bore, but I like your take as well. :-)

Well, at least in their modern form...