Roadkill, or somebody's dinner. Actually, I think it would shock PETA to the core if they realised that people eat possum. In fact, on that line, we should probably bombard them with squirrels. Not a raid, per se, but just something to cause their heads to wobble a bit. Like this:
Oh, shut up. Common usage is "possum", so possum it is.
No worries. In the coming years, the American population will become so thirsty for blood that when Snooki turns 50, she will be dropped alive into a special pen of especially-starved wolverines who will then devour her down to the bones, all for the glory of Pay Per View. This will become the beginning of the next…
Goddammit, THAT'S MY CAT!
I think you're a goddam liar.
100% legit.
Link for those interested. Also this:
Thanks for the input, Russian troll.
"All that's lacking is a boat ability. Someone will do it eventually, though. :-)"
I love those. All that's lacking is a boat ability. Someone will do it eventually, though. :-)
Gyrocopters, bruh. :-)
I am on board with this. Schwimmwagen ftw.
Needs more napalm. :-)
Thank you for the brilliant new phone wallpaper. Cheers to you.
Dat tail configuration. :-)
China in a nutshell, right there.
Merry Christmas to you and yours, Tyler. I composed this list a couple of years ago, but I hope to someday publish it as an album. :-)
