I, too, shall bump the spam! Bump, bump!

What in the absolute fuck are you talking about?

Google "the dash don't be silent." You're welcome. :-)

Holy good god. Look at this mess. And where are the links to the other sites?

Lol. I genuinely love Fæcebook people trying, yet again, to cover their asses. The spectacle is hilarious, as it has ever been and as it ever will will be. Thank you, Fæcebook people, for your unending comedy for the rest of us. You guys are priceless. Seriously, you guys are fucking funny, and your contribution to…

Gotta brainwash 'em young, or it just won't take.

lol. :-D

This. As a Canadian who's lived in different provinces and who's had a whole lot of Chinese take-out, I've never seen one in rl either.

Nice try, bitch, but no: http://www.examiner.com/article/samsung-trounces-apple-smartphone-sales

Dude, 4chan has 40+ boards, for everything from origami to the paranormal. /b/ is the animal show which drives 90% of the traffic, and the traffic from one day alone dwarfs all Gawker sites together for a month (possible hyperbole, but not by much). Even among the anons at /b/, there is a huge diversity of people,…

"message from /b/ [to /o/]

"However, the author does state explicitly that blacks are more homophobic than others, which is an unsubstantiated claim."

With the endemic corruption and crooked dealing in China? What could possibly go wrong?

Nice reading comprehension, asshole.

Sure thing. In my global village, I have no problem with a bunch of thieves living next door. I mean, we're all human, right?

I don't know which country you're from, but I have yet to meet a Saudi male that was worth his weight in shit, and I've met quite a few. Spoiled, self-entitled, and ignorant are the three words that spring first to mind, but there are plenty more where they came from.

I'm sincerely glad I could provide a chuckle, and you're very welcome. Regarding seafood, I realised soon after arriving here (I'm a northern Ontario boy who's been here for 6 years, and whom incidentally is homesick) that I may as well as never had lobster before, as I realised that the frozen ones in Ontario (Red…

Very cool, and I'll check it out. I have a Twitter account, but only because I needed something to do sign-ins, so it's just a ghost in the void. And my humorous bent almost went of the rails at "fiction-writing safety instructor". That could be a comedy gold mine right there. For what it's worth, my mind immediately…

The spam was a perfect clone of a lead-in to an African damsel-in-distress scam, which I'm sure would follow post-haste if you were to reply via the email account given. I saw several of those in my in-box a couple of years ago. It's interesting that they're starting to show up here, though.

Fair enough. Lifeguarding it is, then, and I'll leave the sword to you. There must be priories, after all. :-)