Well, then, I suppose the joke's back on you, because you apparently know just about as much as the average American about how the system works. Pro-tip: If you don't know, then keep your trap shut, lest you look like just another simpleton.

*facepalm*

I'm Canadian, and I wonder why so many Americans are retarded.

The LHC is clearly superior, as this live webcam can attest: http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html

As anyone can see from the live webcam, the LHC is alive and well: http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html

Gotta love clubbing newbies with the copypasta. Cheers. :-)

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Rage all you want, but bear in mind that if you're going to be illiterate about it, you're not likely to be taken seriously. Go look up 'bacterium' and ponder whether or not you just misused it 4 times in a row. Seriously, were you home-schooled or something?

lol. Well-played, sir. :-)

Nah, David Blaine rules. Watch this, and you will be convinced. Be sure to check out the following videos, too. They are magic as well.

lol China. I'm sure the brilliantly blue waterways would be that colour in rl, too.

I like it!

Outstanding.

Penis goes where?

If you have a point, please make it. From a Canadian point of view, I think #figureitoutUS covers it quite nicely. I might go a step further and use #figureitoutfucktards, but that's just me. On second thought, no, I highly doubt that's just me.

+1000

"Oh, yeah, that's right, baby. Just like that. Daddy LIKE!"

Nice!

"Sir! On the horizon, sir!"

But what sort of porn?