Insanely speedy indeed. Holy crap. I've been a small boat doing ~50mph, and it was mind-blowing. I can't even imagine doing ~75 in a little cockpit like that. That man must have a special protective shell in there just for his giant balls.

Damn. That must have been quite a ride.

At least Christmas is coming up.

This South African gentleman, whilst already proven to be aerodynamic, is hoping to add this accessory to help him gain Olympic gold.

This, for sure.

Hello, troll.

"Yes, child, it is true. Long ago there was a country called 'USA', which eventually ate itself to death. While the Romans, while feasting, gorged and then purged, the 'Americans', as they were called, didn't bother with the purging bit. They even built statues in tribute to their god, whom they called 'Diabeetus'."

Uh, that would be Americans, not North Americans. Canadians doin' jes' fine in the world, thank you very much, and although we are a jovial lot, we have nowhere near the percentage of ignorant, obese monsters that the US has.

"Doesn't seem that tough to me unless there's something about that which makes it impossible."

Dude/Dudette, please don't lump Canada in with this animal show. Canada may be part (the best part, I might add, as you already no doubt know) of North America, but please don't equate us with them. Also, welcome aboard. :-)

BLASPHEMY!

Outstanding.

I don't think much difficulty is required in making the connection, any more than there is any difficulty in connecting your diatribe to the fact that you are quite obviously just another religious fucktard. Just saying.

Then you gon' love the Charlie Brown Kwanzaa special.

Happy Thanksgiving to you guys, too. Cheers always, and much love.

Shhh. Don't ask. At Gawker they just use the corpses of the previous to feed the new. That's how they break the new ones in. And may god have mercy on their souls.

There are so many levels of stupid here that I just can't even. How about I start by suggesting to you that the Pirate Bay, based in Sweden, might just have a version of the site where Finnish people might be able to read it, being in the same neighbourhood, so to speak. As for the rest of your ramble, well, perhaps…

The marketing concept needed a minor tweak.

Considering that many of the new apartments are built in places where no one actually lives, you may want to reevaluate that opinion.

lol. Sure they are.