Clearly the creator of the format was fool, then: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Wilhite

GIF, as in jif, as in how its creator pronounced it, not with a hard 'g', as in 'goddam ignoramus': http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Wilhite

You're like a fucking parrot, you know that? Repeating the same thing over and over, with no idea what the fuck you're saying. Someone needs to throw a towel over your cage.

+100. Very nicely done.

You didn't know me then, but you would find that nothing much about me has changed, except that I now evaluate people differently. If a person is pissing away a large amount of their income every day on something stupid, and they appear to be stupid by virtue (?) of their being stoned every day, then I really have no…

Do the move. You will not regret it. Trust me, even though I am but an internet stranger. Evaluating your life based on others' perceptions of you is not a good thing, and I can attest that a change is as good as a rest, and that change is necessary for us to grow.

"Ugh, I need a spliff."

Please do, sincerely. Like I said, even though it may be nothing serious, abscesses are nothing to fool with, ever. I hate to even tell you this story, because I really don't want you to panic (honest), but I worked with a guy who was only 21 when he died from a burst abscess (the toxin goes pretty much straight into…

You may enjoy this (N.B., the audio is rather loud): http://www.theonion.com/video/after-obama-victory-shrieking-whitehot-sphere-of-p,30284/

Gawker blog writers. I still haven't figured out whether many of them are trolls, or genuine simpletons. I definitely lean towards the 'simpleton' explanation, though. :-)

"I have a dull ache in a gummy lump behind my teeth . . ."

Saturday Night Social? Then I believe it's time for the return of... Captain Dongcopter.

Aw, shucks. Right back atcha. :-)

No worries, and a heart for you for being so gracious. Cheers! :-)

All this speculation is meaningless clickbait, but the controversy has finally answered for me the question of whatever happened to the young Corey Feldman.

Slow news day? You're railing at The Onion, seriously?

Agreed. Seriously outstanding movie.

No. Get back to me when AJ's actually gone. Nice troll, though. 8/10.

". . . including two that involved individuals engaged in sex acts with toys or stuffed animals . . ."