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“That’s how I pick roles. I want them to have a place in the gay parade on Halloween, down in the Village”

She came Close, but no cigar.

Pete Davidson is the Justin Bieber of the Chevy Chases.

She is living in that right wing, fox news, Q induced fantasy world that they all live in. Its a very comfortable and safe space for the deranged Republicans.

And I hope every one of those fuckers in that plane shot gets COVID and is destroyed by medical bills.

Eugene Levy’s hosting stint (with John Candy) got squashed by the writer’s strike during the 84-85 season. It is finally time to give us a Schmenge Brothers sketch with just Eugene Levy that plays to absolute silence. We deserve it, dammit.

Why the quotation marks? Every one of the hundreds of millions of people who watched this unfold on live television knew exactly what it was before they even broke in the windows and entered the building. This has never been an allegation of insurrection, it has always been a matter of objective fact. 

Those Chianti and fava bean jokes must get old, which is why I plan to one day prank Hopkins with one of those jokes but with my penis tucked between my legs.

What a shitty couple.

On the one hand, what the fuck is wrong with these people that they won’t let Secret Service use the damn bathroom? They’re there to protect you, for chrissakes.

Jared strikes me as the kind of guy who would turn his neighbors in to the SS for being Jewish.

They should all go for a bathroom break in Baltimore and... whatever happens while they’re gone, happens.

Knowing how the Trump Klan treats “the help”, how much semen, piss, snot, blood, puss, and other bodily discharge do you think they’ve ingested over time from the food they’ve been served?

I'll bookmark this for a later read, but for the time being I'll say that Wings was--and remains--a personal favorite of mine. Kind of weird that some of the episodes aren't on Hulu.

This isn’t Billy but his more political asshole of a son.

I would genuinely like to know who the fuck is even out there wondering, “What does Rick Santorum think about this?”