I was 40 when I got married. I had a lot of trouble finding a woman that was right for me. I dated within almost every race and political viewpoint. Older, younger, about the same age. When I met my wife, she was dating someone else in our group. He dumped her, and 6 months later, we went out. I never imagined that we…

If it’s consensual, more power to them.

Hint: Heinlein was jacking with us. He never expected anyone to take him seriously... :p

If it means I have to share the bacon I made last week, sorry... can’t help ya! :D

Not a terrible idea. Maybe pick up a wine fridge on the cheap... You can also make cheeses in those since they have such precise temperature control.

I took pictures... Wish I could pull that off myself, but the Texas heat would probably make for some serious botulism. I have to console myself with making sausages I can refrigerate.

I visited my Italian family (My dad’s 1st cousin and her immediate fam) and her husband had an entire little garage with the ceiling covered in hanging salami. Man that was some good stuff!

If I were a luggage thief, I’d totally steal your jerky.

I’ll be hand-dipping strawberries in dark chocolate for my wife this weekend as her Valentine’s Day gift. I’ll be sure to tell her this.

I never seem to get any strawberries in my mouth while doing that though.

They sell shelled pistachios you know...

You could look to Nancy Pelosi, who still thinks Bush is in office, or Maxine Waters, who thinks Russia is marching into Korea and still can’t remember Aleppo.

Of course, I’m convinced that while Pelosi probably has dementia or alzheimers, Waters is just a flaming idiot.

It would be Pence’s job, actually.

Maybe the next one won’t be a gimmick candidate.

Are you a US citizen? If not, then carry on.

He probably would have. He’s the legitimate crazy uncle that Trump pretended to be. And as much as I disagree with the man, I truly believe that he’s legit and real.

So... since he’s become a politician, he’s found his calling?

I believe that an Alzheimer’s sufferer doesn’t remember something far more readily than Hillary Clinton’s lack of memory.... 40 times .... about her email server:

I put in one of these about a year ago. Great device, and pretty quiet as far as that goes. Highly recommend.

I put in one of these about a year ago. Great device, and pretty quiet as far as that goes. Highly recommend.

VW isn’t exactly bargaining from a position of strength right now.