‘Murica.

Low hanging fruit, I know, but I take what I can get.

I realize I am necro’ing this a little bit, but I live in a VERY cheap apartment complex (we are, fortunately, moving into a much nicer place next month), and some person seemed to hate that I had a car at all. I kept getting letters from the apartment complex that were complaints about the car. All of the complaints…

“Damn terrorists, trying to get away with keeping their nasty-ass cars packed with illegal immigrants and being helmed by meth-addled minority teenagers in public view. They think they can get away with that? Now way. Tarp? Not good enough for you walking public disturbances. Fence? I can still make out a roof, bitch.…

The only question that matters here: Do you own a cat?