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Meanwhile, I’ve had 2 (debatably 3) home runs in 2019. We need some trickle down home run stuff. We are the fans.

In the four minute video, we’re shown three different paintings of Dwight Howard as Superman.

The Browns are just never-forgetting 9/11 by going after the wrong guy.

A few weeks ago Comedy Central replayed the roast of Rob Lowe. Like half the show was everyone just dunking on Coulter. They all clearly hated her and didn’t want her there.

Not sure what’s funnier here. This guy thinking Rams fans exist? Rams fans that exist would care enough to show up to their games? Or that Rams fans that care enough to show up to their games would be bothered to the point of accosting another fan?

“That’s like re-segregating the country, why would we want that? Besides of course the reasons Tucker Carlson and I lay out every night.”

And I looked back and saw only one set of footprints in the sand, and I asked God, “Why, when I needed you most, why did you abandon me?” God replied, “No, Antonio, it was then that I carried you. Because you cryogenically froze your fucking feet. This was one month ago! How do you not remember this?

The same place as anyone down on their luck with nothing left to lose, VEGAS BABY.

Here are all the countries that begin and end with the letter “A”: Australia, Austria, Albania, Algeria, Andorra, Angola, Antigua and Barbuda, Argentina, and Armenia

What? What fuckin’ planet are you on?

It’s extremely frustrating how if anyone takes any stance on firearms other than completely unfettered access to every firearm ever conceived, you are “ANTI-GUN.”

makes complete sense drove shitbox 90s cars until begining of last year got a new car and all the sudden “urgent your vehicle may not be covered by factory warranty” calls I figured it was my bank or carmax that sold all my data but Alabama DMV makes more sense. 

kind of rude from the President imo

Fun Fact: in the halftime show, Big Boi rode a Cadillac down the field for more yards than the Rams had in the entire first half.

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

Imagine, words have different meanings inside and outside the physics profession! I'm an actual autist and I know this. 

Bari Weiss and Brett Stephens would like to remind you that while this is all certainly unfortunate, some people on the left have suggested the Israeli government is doing bad things, and as such the problem really lies on both sides.

His name is Brandon though

Seriously. I love how Prof. Karpf specifically notes that the tweet had 9 likes and no retweets before Stephens nuked himself from orbit.