I went down a weird internet worm hole today trying to determine what “Bad Boy Mowers” is and why they sponsor the Gasparilla Bowl. It ended with my boss telling me to get back to work, but I learned: that I should “mow with attitude”; an orange walk-behind mower costs over $1k; they make culvert cleaners; I can buy…

There’s a feature on this site called The Dick Joke Jambaroo, and you need to ask this question? Also, shit was posted at 12:27am EST. What else should they be posting? Also, too, shit’s funny.

Fox has convinced people that not being an asshole is an unbearable burden.

OH GREAT, another berth. Just what the Rivers household needs!

As a Hoosier I can confidently say that this is definitely the result of public education.

A U.S. Supreme Court opinion in 2012 deemed mandatory life sentences without parole for juvenile offenders to be unconstitutional

Yes, Chris. We all know that guy. But looking objectively, the guy is a marginal NFL quarterback under the best circumstances. Yeah, sure, he had some success and even pulled off some heroics in the playoffs, when it counts the most. But he comes with so much baggage - the kneeling, the outsized media attention, the…

Wrong.

Mark Murphy: I’m sorry, Mike. We have to move on.

It’s really scary out there right now for young men tho.

Configurator broken, won’t let me 3.3T and 6-speed manual...

He’s Irish traveler, not Anglo-Saxon or Romany. His grandparents are from Galway. Jesus Christ this isn’t hard. AND HE’S CATHOLIC

no u

SCARY THINGS I LEARNED ABOUT AS A KID THAT I THOUGHT WOULD BE A MUCH BIGGER DEAL IN REAL LIFE WHEN I GREW UP; RANKED!

It sure makes it seem like Fultz is at odds with the Sixers’ front office, and is possibly seeking proof that his injury is physical rather than mental.  

The director’s cut is always too long.

If Kap signed with Washington, everyone who has been defending the team name for years and everyone who has been angry at national anthem protests (Venn diagram suggests a 100% overlap) will have the weirdest possible meltdown. That could be fun to watch.

I support Matt Whitaker for Acting US Attorney General.

This headline needs to be more controversial. How about “NYC Pays $1.7B to Gentrify Queens; Denies Underground Railroad”

NotKD, KDiskewl, KD#1, seriouslynotKD, and Durant4prez have weighed in on Twitter and it’s not looking good for Draymond in this beef.