Variants of the AR-15 have been used in many high-profile mass shootings in the U.S., including Sandy Hook, Aurora, San Bernardino, Sutherland Springs Church, the Las Vegas srip, the Stoneman Douglas High School shooting, and most recently the Waffle House shooting in Nashville, Tennessee.

Our “House Made”(2 gallon batch) was 2 big packets of HVR, made with 1G Sysco’s Extra Heavy Duty Culinary Grade Mayonnaise (so not making that up) and 1G high-fat buttermilk. To really punch it up we tossed in a 1/4C of apple cider vinegar and to be the rebellious kids we were, a heaping tsp. of MSG. Best. Ranch. Ever.

It really is completely, completely different. A restaurant that I worked at for a year just made the HV recipe, with a little splash of lemon juice, and extra fresh pepper. Consistently delicious, and was one of the things that we were known for.

Hidden Valley invented the flavor, but the bottled one is really bad. Freshly made using buttermilk and mayo, even with the HV brand packets is WILDLY different.

Most restaurants actually make it on premises. Even using Hidden Valley flavor packets, making it yourself with buttermilk and mayo is VASTLY superior to the shelf-stable bottled stuff.

I know. Maybe they make it from some kind of packet where they just add the liquid. It always seems less creamy than anything you can find in the stores. God I love a salad bar ranch.

Whether they invented it or not, some people are not going to like it. Hidden Valley is gross.

Have you actually tried Hidden Valley? Because they are the company that literally invented the flavor.

For me, at least, it’s that most house-made restaurant ranch dressings seem to be LESS creamy and a little runnier than the above tested brands. And I prefer a less-creamy ranch dressing. A place near me has a house ranch that’s very garlicky that’s amazing. Don’t get me wrong...I still love ranch in any and all…

The restaurant I used to manage made it from scratch. It doesn’t have the chemical-ly taste. I don’t like the bottled store bought stuff at all and if my ex didn’t own the restaurant I’d order from them regularly.

Try a restaurant supply store, Costco, or BJs.

I’m with you. Maybe the one that opened up in my town just sucks, but ‘just ok’, ‘fine’, ‘entirely passable but nothing more’ were the phrases that came to mind the two times I had it (Once right when it opened, once many months later when I decided to give it a second chance)

A redline a day keeps the carbon deposits at bay.

Did you actually give any concrete evidence about how the average american’s paycheck will shrink? Because to me, it looked like a “hey you’re hurt because his tax break is bigger” argument.

its funny because elderly men struggle to achieve an erection which would create a tent-like bulge in their pants

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

Are you tired of cleaning your race car windshield the old way?

You can eat off of any engine bay if you’re just less picky about things.

“Capitalism, a bankrupt economic ideology which rests on the notion that the outright theft of the product of others’ labor is morally right and just”

Teach me to hone my hands to those of a surgeon, that I might also apply a tube sock to a microphone the size of a small grain of rice.