FTFY

Slowly McSlowface

Lance-Corporal Lethargy?

Can James still be referred to as Captain Slow?

There are sooo many contradictory requirements/preferences.

Tom needs to make him narrow it down to the top 5 features they want and top 5 they absolutely don’t want. Then go from there and determine what compromises they’re willing to make.

Someone probably mentioned this but

Six Speeds in forward and 2 in reverse, 3 ranges and selectable RWD, 4WD and 4WD Lock.

Because, if it were nine feet wide, it’d be an S-9.

“Engineer wouldn’t sign off due to common sense”....and that’s why you don’t need no engineer for anything involving duck tape or a similar product. Did the guy that invented the bullet resistant vest ask an engineer if shooting himself while wearing a prototype alone in the desert was a good idea? No. Did the Wright…

Tell me where the trailer touched you...

Things you should never do in a CVT vehicle:
1) Drive a CVT vehicle

When do you add in the tears? Somehow I always end up with extra whenever I do this.

But really Top Gear has been in Simpsons for years.

I would suggest you squirt enough in your mouth that it feels like a shot glass worth, then spit that in your hands and rub it everywhere. That way you don’t have to carry a shot glass around.

I’ve always had excellent luck with these...

Host Cars & Coffee in your living room.

Main verse is incomplete: “My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of The Bro”

Sent this to a Mustang driver and he got mad. On another note, how do I get a Mustang out of my living room?

Liar. Those are schroedinger doors, until opened and proven otherwise they are both lambo doors and not lambo doors.

but.... its not really a jaaaag without the noise.... i mean.. how are you going to know when it broke down if it doesnt go braaaaarattleplonkbang...