Huh, didn’t know they offered the SS trim on the 81 Vette.

...Filtering out cereal dust? That is an offense against man alongside scraping the glaze off the donut. The last bowl of cereal, packed with sweetened dust that just dissolves into the milk, is the best thing.

Easy to test. Launch it on the street. If it breaks, GT-R. If it crashes into pedestrians, Mustang.

What’s The Ideal Amount Of Horsepower For You?

959 exhaust can melt steel beams

Its just nascar inspired, no need to turn right.

But with that Cadillac trunk, you first have to push the bodies out of the way to get to the picnic stuff.

I’m a huge VW fan, but think VW makes some horrible choices for their product offering in the US. They seriously have no understanding of the US. I think they need to understand they can’t out Toyota Toyota, they can’t also go the premium route like the tried 10 years or so ago. Seriously VW, just be you. Be…

I would so buy a Maserati What The Fuck.

Toyota wears a condom and still pulls out.

Toyota is not comfortable being naked with his dog in the room.

Toyota gets in the pool wearing a t-shirt.

The volume on a radio in a Toyota only goes up to 4.

Toyota’s cheat day is the day it adds salt to the brown rice.

Toyota doesn’t understand why its web browser has an “incognito” mode

Covette z06 is the answer

Somebody’s gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!

I start my morning off every day with this song..

Jesus Christ people, the most fun you can have in a 4×4 without leaving your couch is a Range Rover.

Say what you will. Tomorrow morning I’m skipping coffee and going straight to pumping my arms. For the energy revs.