Not my dream. My dream is a supercharged Coyote powered Fairmont wagon.

Door gap looks a tad wide, too.

How about “No”. CP.

And should not have been allowed to procreate.

It is rather awesome, isn’t it?

SO MUCH THIS!!!!

Dufuq izzat? Some kind of Aussie Amish???

“And he has a small, mushroom-y penis”

Gender reveal parties are one of the dumbest ideas to ever take off. Guess what, people... other than your immediate family and I suppose a friend or two NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE SEX OF YOUR GAWDDAMNED KID!!! 

Grow the fuck up, little troll.

They had tuna casserole on the menu last Thursday.

Yay, another flip-phoner!!! I will NEVER get a damned smartphone as I have zero need to be on Facegram, Instachat, Snapbook, or Twatter.

I visit my page maybe once a month.

“Now we just need to get rid of hard currency and have every transaction be electronic and auditable”

“The new Tahoe/Suburban is a handsome vehicle.”

And maybe some penicillin.

Please, I just ate.

“Bruh”? What are you, 12???

And this kind of faux outrage REALLY makes me hope that the next James Bond is black! Idris Elba, please!

Ohfercryinoutloud... do some people wake up in the morning looking for a reason to be “outraged” about something??? A black Ariel is bad? Seriously??? Some days I’m embarrassed to be white... *rolls eyes* .