I think he stole me Lucky Charms!

Indeed you did.

That’s not how merging works.

Had a friend kill himself that way way back in ‘79. If I were to decide I didn’t want to live any longer that sure ain’t the way I’ll end my life.

Yankees fans are the second worst after Redsox fans.

Yes, Cleveland. Amongst other things we have a park system that blows ANYTHING NYC has right out of the water. And as a bonus one won’t get mugged in the Cleveland Metroparks...

I couldn’t live in a walk-in closet in NYC for what I pay for my Berea apartment.

Uh-huh. Sure.

New Yorkers are too narrow minded to expand anything but their waistlines.

They’re not smart enough to realize that.

They’re quite thin-skinned, no?

Citation?

New Yorkers have perceived themselves to be superior long before teh Interwebz.

And they rely on that 20% to feed the other 80%, dipshit.

“Pull your head out of your ass and get over yourself.”

“The city isn’t all that loud either, at night it is downright quiet.”

And your cost of living would be 1/10 if you lived in Ohio. See how that works?

Yea, the peace and quite, the lack of crime, the low cost of living, the low stress do really suck. I’d much rather live somewhere where my blood pressure is always at the boiling point...

Ohioan here, also don’t give a fuck.

I figured it was because New Yorkers are fucking stupid.