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Why do I get the feeling that I'll be having nightmares tonight?

It sounds like they just wanted a happy meal.

So the DOJ is asking Congress to make it illegal to lie? If that passes then our politicians will be even bigger hypocrites than they are now. Do as I say, not as I do.

"It is not enough that I succeed. Others must fail."

I'd like to find a way to modify it so that it sounds like a lion roaring...

Gilligan!

I have a theory which might also explain a little more about the Chinese regime too...

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I think explosives would be better. You can use them against all kinds of nasty predators and fishing with explosives is much easier than with a rod.

Kind of cool if you can ensure that the side with the slit is not facing the wind or a draft, but far too expensive to consider it. I have some votives that are deep enough that lighting candles in them is difficult, even when using a BBQ lighter, so I light the candles first and then carefully set them in the votive

1963, OT 64 skot, Armored, Amphibious Command Vehicle

As long as I have had big four-legged companions at home I haven't had any problems with burglaries.

Any Star Wars car, but especially if they put a little effort into it.

It's not a problem if you have sufficient eye-hand coordination...

Does that mean that if we all switch to electric cars that we'll start feeling symptoms of withdrawal? Quick, everyone buy a gas guzzler, it'll make us all feel better.

Cupid without Piven? That's like coffee without caffeine or sex without the spanking! Jeremy Piven is the only reason I watched it.

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Seeing the one about Cupid made me remember a TV show called "Cupid", which starred Jeremy Piven as Cupid. I actually liked it a lot more than I thought I would, but it unfortunately got axed after just one season.

I was thinking the same thing!

What if their intelligent life lives underwater? Okay, bad example. The gungans really weren't all that intelligent.