There are still some good android phones out there that it won't work on...

Daddy, what's AOL?

'Unfortunately we have no idea how to fake the deaths of 4000 people so we will have to do it naturally.'

Turn a spare bedroom into a closet.

Nah, just fill your freezer with an assortment of these...

Volkswagen automatic car park

Save the planet. Kill the people.

I see a roadtrip to Skywalker ranch in this man's future...

Decepticons, this way to the Space Bridge!

What ever happened to losing your temper, grabbing a beer, and making use of the emergency exit?

And here I thought they just used the cameras to look at attractive women...

What if you walk like an Egyptian?

You need a full size van to really be creepy.

I save on paying for ink by doing all of my printing at work.

iPlead... the 5th...

I would think that there are enough existing ghost towns in this country that they could purchase and renovate for far less money than that.

Just be sure you know what you're getting yourself into.

Hmm, deer season is coming up soon...

I don't suppose that it comes in purple...