I'd like to change the Preamble to the United States Constitution to say, "We the 'You People'".

Post-Andy Rooney 60 Minutes.

[ singing ] "Ah.. Star Wars! Nothing but Star Wars! Gimme those Star Wars.. don't let them end! Ah.. Star Wars! If they should bar wars.. please let these Star Wars stay-ay! And, hey! How about that nutty Star Wars bar? Can you forget all those creatures in there? And, hey! Darth Vader in that black and evil mask -…

"How They Fridged Our Witness"

In an even more shocking development, the new Witness for Season 4 will be played by Chevy Chase.

I propose we start calling a show that nosedives in its season finale a "total Ragnorok".

Well dying certainly worked out well for John Locke on Lost.

First episode in a long time that felt like a bonkers S1 episode. Eternal Soldier is no Headless though.

Between Zack Snyder and Donald Trump, we have two out of Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Are there any other takers? Also, that Doomsday monster looks a little like the poop monster in Dogma crossed with a Michael Bay Ninja Turtle.

There Will Be A Need For Aspirin and Probably a Bandage of Some Sort

So does this mean Beetlejuice is still stuck in the after-life waiting room?

You brought the f***in' Pomeranian Kaiju bowling?

This is where the party ends: https://youtu.be/ucPwrZRhXkA

You asked for it: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I have a feeling that a Charlie Manson Horse is a lot more painful.

They actually had a great finale at the end of season 2 (ironic considering the dip in quality of S2). As good as this season has been, I kind of wish it did end there.

Not just David Bowie, but David Bowie as Nicola Tesla.

The Kindred Himself (itself?) predicted this episode in a Tweet from a year ago: https://twitter.com/SleepyK…

Wallace Beery. Wrestling picture. What do you need, a roadmap?

How could Walter be conversing with Donny post-9/11? Donny died back in the early '90s - just about the time of our conflict with Sad'm and the I-raqis. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time.