"…a collection of people who believe the world begins and ends with them." Sounds like the Kardashians.

You could totally do this with any of the Transformer movies and a film of monkeys flinging shit at each other.

It'll be R-rated for the most gratuitous use of the word "Belgium" in a serious screenplay. Jackson will win a Rory.

Is this what you meant by "on the sow"? https://www.flickr.com/phot…

"The minority who complains makes a lot of noise but they are still a minority".
Let's coin a new word for those people: the whineority.

Also P.A.G.A.N.s (People Against Goodness and Normalcy), but only because I want to see raptors running around in goat-leggings.

Heathcliff + Grumpy Cat = Garfield

Best served on Christmas Eve in the drunk tank.

Demoted to a mere "A". I feel the need to switch my icon to something more angry.

"Mos Eisley Cantina Wookietrot"

Do you have a firewall that blocks cat pictures and Star Wars?

So Wilco releases a free album referencing two of the Internet's most favorite things. If I didn't already listen to it I'd swear they were trolling us.

That's already been done: https://archive.org/details…

Yes. Here is my regular channel (which is also linked below the video): https://www.youtube.com/MrC…

I'd like to think it was.

She's trying to resolve the murder of her sister.

Holy crap! I made it into the AV Club!

I, for one, would like to know how he got hooked on Rum Raisin.

I don't know, Gloria. This list doesn't make no sense to me. How do they make money on this? Some kind of singing. They sound like all kinds of people, right?

My favorite part is when they go into the most well-known section of "Powerhouse" by Raymond Scott.