Yes, because heaven forbid they should fall down. Do you put those on a slip-and-slide too? Geeez.

Try not being on your phone constantly while packing and leaving for checkout.

The most popular person being discussed didn’t even have to attend. What in the world would they talk about without him?

A reminder before going in public always helps. Something like: Hey remember what happened to you when we got home the last time you pitched a fit in public? 

Sock owners beware, dogs don’t know the difference between old and new socks. Play on.

“The key to lifting your aisle armrest is to know how the armrest works.”

How do I know that this article wasn’t written by a fake reviewer? :O

Kitchen got slammed? Translation: we didn’t plan accordingly for the holiday rush and we’ll just let the servers use that as their excuse for the night.

You’ll only have to tell your boyfriend once.....then he won’t be.

I’m sure those crisis centers from the election are still open if the time-out generation would like to try taking them there when they cry.

Everyone’s an expert steak chef.

I’ll give this about 24 hrs before someone says it’s Trump’s fault.

This can’t be a real thing.......are these the people who walk into fountains while talking on their phone? 

So this is to hide criminal activity from the police huh? First you criminals aren’t usually that smart. Second, most people have nothing to hide so this article is pointless. Lastly, you obviously have a need for this since you drive like a moron and get pulled over regularly.

It’s grape juice....let’s not overthink this. Just arrive late with whatever you want and the guests will already have a buzz and won’t care as long as the wine doesn’t run out. Otherwise, just bring some coffee. They’re gonna need it to get home.

So now we’re helping the planet only when a certain person says something stupid? Based on that assumption, more trees could be planted every time some freelance writer posts a ridiculous article.

To sum up this article, never trust the TSA to handle or take care of your stuff. Do what you have to do in order to prevent them from handling ANYTHING.

Sorry. Not going to buy from a company with that type of ad as shown.

Sorry. Not going to buy from a company with that type of ad as shown.

Why would I want to pay anything for this? Only Sheldon Cooper would have one of these on his wall. #BAZINGA

Why would I want to pay anything for this? Only Sheldon Cooper would have one of these on his wall. #BAZINGA

Based on the photo, it must be a same sex problem. :\