Flaws not their fault? Okay, I suppose. But they were playing the martyrs. “Charlie”-in-the-box couldn’t have just changed his name? The choo choo with square wheels couldn’t have found someone to round off the corners? Or am I being an able-ist?

Oh....oh....oh.......yah. DEMOCRAT State Senator.

The Republicans would roll a guy in an iron lung machine to cast a vote if it came down to that one vote.

Well, obviously, God sent these tornados to Southern, Red states as punishment for the way Republicans are treating His gay and trans children. Especially during Pride month. Obviously.

If the pandemic taught us anything, it’s that people won’t inconvenience themselves the slightest bit to benefit their neighbors.

Poor old people or rich old people?

In the runup to WW2, the Germans had trained dogs to carry explosive backpacks and crawl under tanks in simulated combat. When the panzer division rolled into Poland, they brought their trained dogs and released them on the unsuspecting Polish tanks. The highly intelligent dogs did exactly what they were trained to…

No mention of Roseanne Barr’s National Anthem fiasco?

Co-Equal branches of the government. If Congress can investigate the president, it surely can investigate a member of the USSC.

IANAL but I don’t think a commercial art piece could ever qualify as a “fair use”.

How much power do you have when your own party kicks you out?

Can’t consent if you’re drunk.

I play guitar. I can play 100 rock songs with 3 chords. There’s only so many ways you can string a few chords together.

Abbott then belched out a favorite GOP talking point that downplays the role of guns in these shootings and instead puts the blame on shooters’ mental health.

For the love of God what else can be done?”

“MAYBE” she’s not a Republican, but she certainly is not a Democrat.

Contributing to the delinquency? “Inappropriate sexual conduct on a drunk girl” sounds like sexual assault. Telling her not to tell anyone about it could be witness tampering. A decent prosecutor could probably find another hal-dozen charges.

Sue him? If the drinking age is 21, how about we arrest him?

I’d sell it to texas for a plate of street tacos.

Every state allows some type of “no-fault divorce. You could have lived in any state and you’d be just as divorced as you are now.