C’mon Mary, tell us something we DON’T know.

Don’t bag on a guys name. After all, HE didn’t choose it.

You don’t have to be close to the squares (12 x 16) --> 12 x 10 + 12 x 6 = 120 + 72 = 192

My shortcut alt method has always been to multiply left to right rather than right to left. I can do it easily in my head for 2 or 3 digit numbers.

Be aware most states have early voting. Going in person to vote BEFORE election day allows you to avoid the huge lines. I vote early and have never had to wait for a machine to be available.

Or have Russia pay the Taliban to kill Americans with tacit approval from the president

OMG I shoulda read my post a lil closer. Obviously, I meant 50 years ago, IN his 20s. Sorry. I feel really stupid.

I never believed Trump was gonna risk the national embarrassment of throwing a wild pitch. Apparently, he was a decent pitcher in college, 20 years and 150 lbs ago. But I’m sure he cannot haul his giant ass up to the mound and still bring the heat.

...only to hear the unsatisfying *chonk* of the slightly-too-large nozzle hitting the plastic around my fuel tank.

I’m personally in favor of pets with human names. My cats Larry and Sam, and my dogs Tyler and Kermit approve

According to the White House physician at the time, Trump got a perfect score, and was “very sharp” and “very articulate.”

If you donate clothing to a non-profit, you certainly can get a receipt for its “value”. If you volunteer your labor, it too has a value. In CA, minimum wage is $12 an hour. 12 x 5 x 100 comes to $6000. Someone needs to recalculate the cost of the damage.

“You guys are kidding, right? Sexual harassment is the price of admission for women into the good ole boy club. If you’re gonna cry like a snowflake about it, you’re gonna pay the price.”

More likely scenario is they both plead guilty to a misdemeanor, serve no time, and keep their guns

But the black lady SLAPPED her car!

Unfortunately, my kid is the groom. He has absolutely no say in anything about the wedding. This is the bride’s day (as everybody knows) and she’s not thinking of anyone but herself.

I’m hoping FL shuts down again. Couldn’t get trip insurance due to present circumstances. If the AIRLINE cancels the flight I can get a full refund. (Again) If “I” cancel I’m just out the money. My soon-to-be daughter-in-law jus HAS TO have her princess fairy tale wedding, so she’s not postponing again. So it’s up to…

My kid is getting married in FLORIDA in four weeks. Was already postponed from June. Don’t wanna go. Kinda praying for Florida to be Florida so I won’t have to fly to Florida for a (relatively) big Florida wedding reception.

I’m an old white guy. The first time I heard “Black Lives Matter”, I understood there was an implied ‘also’ or a ‘do’ in the statement. As in Black Lives Do Matter, or Also Matter. These white people KNOW that BLM does not mean no OTHER lives matter. They want to be offended so they conveniently pretend BLM means ONLY…

By now, these white women must have ALL seen the 87,000 other videos showing black people being accused of living while black. The police get called, and it NEVER works out well for the white lady. Learn a lesson here.