Lucky for us, he can only order federal workers back to work. Everybody else has to wait until their state gives the okay

Meanwhile an MP in, I want to say.....New Zealand, says you can kill coronavirus by blasting a hair dryer in your face on high and inhaling.

Reality TV was never good TV

It was 3 am and my point was completely lost on me.

The point I so inelegantly tried to make is Nicolas Maduro’s response to his economic problems is as ridiculous as the right’s response to gun violence.

And in the US, there were over 110 school shootings in 2018 and 2019. There are over 20,000 suicide deaths by gun per year, and mass killings happen at a rate of about one per day. The solution according to the right? More guns.

HOW to buy stocks is easy. Open an E-trade account. Deposit money into that account. As soon as your check clears, you’re ready to buy.

He continued, “I think it might be the main reason why President Trump asked me to do this.

No, that in itself is treason... you cannot infringe on the 2nd amendment, you cannot take our guns!

I’ve said it before and it bears repeating. If a steaming pile of dog shit wins the Democrat nomination, I’m voting for a steaming pile of dog shit over Trump. I have my nominee pick already, but I will vote for whichever person the Dems put in the general election.

Doesn’t matter. Even if the Democrats win the House and the Senate, there’s no way even half of those ideas get taken seriously.

By the time you buy all your pickling supplies, isn’t it easier and less expensive to just buy some giardiniera?

A-fib is a risk factor for stroke, not a warning sign. Atrial fibrillation can lead to formation of blood clots. Untreated, blood clots thus formed can find their way into your cerebral arteries. Birth control pills can cause blood clots. But they aren’t a “warning sign” for a stroke.

I had an uncle born on the 29th. He lived to the ripe old age of 20.

A day of exactly 24 hours is a construct.

Kinda flies in the face of the whole “it’s about our heritage”, no?

IIRC even cell phones with no service plan can call 911

It’s not a non-white thing. Sexy minorities get fetishized all the time. Madonna and Brittany Spears are white, but they generated all the same kinds of complaints when they kissed during their Superbowl half-time.

I saw one guy last year post the best response to “influencers’” request for free shit. He suggested they pay their own way, and if they truly liked the place, they could recommend it to their followers. If, as a result of the patron’s “influence” ten people booked a stay at his place, he would 100% refund the…

Potassium Chloride is natural too. A little bit injected into a vein will instantly stop your heart.