Kasey only won because my best good boy, Kermit the Dog was not entered.

I’ve said it before. You don’t need to REMOVE the statues. Just replace the plaques to reflect the fact that Confederate war heroes were traitors who waged war against their country and lost. Surely the patriotic good ole boys can’t object to that?

My employer used to give us a voucher for a free meal from the cafeteria each Christmas. Value $7.00. People were bitching when they found out management had to take out taxes on that 7 dollar meal. We no longer get the voucher. Cause people bitched about the extra 2 dollar tax burden.

I had an idea. See my other post.

But Jesus said you’ll go to Hell if you make a gay cake. Look it up, I’m assured it’s in there.

It’s time to be proactive about bigots who hide behind their religion. My modest proposal is a card or sticker in the window of businesses that do not discriminate. Nothing fancy. Equal sign or something. have volunteers ask all business owners in their area if the discriminate against same-sex couples. If they say…

Was Joe channeling Trump or Sarah Palin during that answer?

Probably refraction caused by the precession of the  magnetic pole and it’s effect on the ionosphere.

What kind of weird genetic defect does the Donald have that he’s the only one these crazy bulbs do this to?

How do you impeach a president with all your (imagined) accomplishments? It’s easy. Because you are a criminal who has committed crimes and continues to do so.

Ivanka Trump told a room full of Republican donors that she got her “moral compass” from her “dad”....

No I don’t think that would be difficult at all. But one could still argue the definition is vague, legally speaking.

You know Limbaugh could never run for office what with the sending his maid to buy Oxy for him at the corner gas station

How was the corpse abused? Burial on family property is not “abuse”.

I went to (I assume) the same website (Apple). Was shocked that it didn’t ask about “cracked”. Maybe I just missed the question.

If the phone is laying face up, you don’t have to pick it up to unlock it

Apple upgrade plan. They asked me if it turned on, if it holds a charge, if the screen worked properly. They didn’t ask about cracks. I heard somewhere the phones returned to apple get new glass anyway and then sold as refurbs. So a crack in the screen alone doesn’t decrease the value. YMMV

I am trying to teach her that you shouldn’t assign meaning to clothes and clothes are just clothes...

Ladies and gentleman, Cheif Justice of the Supreme Court 2044

their there would have been many more casualties.