I had one and I used to make my Dad take me to the electronics store near where he worked in downtown Cleveland on Saturdays to buy the latest carts.

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When running the command “Send my location to [name of contact]”, the Assistant asks me to confirm that I want to do that. Any way to bypass that confirmation and have it send the location without any additional action?

Anyone know of an Android equivalent to creating this sequence of events?

...American airlines has grounded and parked at the Pittsburg airport:

I wonder if you can call Tesla, tell them you’re thinking about purchasing a particular used car and have them “audit” it right there? Continuing this hypothetical, have them provide documentation of the audit showing the installed features. Then, when they take the features away two months later, you can get on the…

Unless, of course, you’re one of the poor suckers that’s on your company’s business continuity team and trying to get 100,000 people ready to work from home (i.e., me).

Also, when the tire pressure sensor light comes on, you’ll know that your spare isn’t the problem. Usually, I end up checking all four of the tires on my wife’s car before I remember, “Oh, yeah, the spare has a TPS sensor, too.”

STEP stands for “Speed,” “Trust,” “Engagement” and “Peace of Mind and Enjoyment.”

“It’s like naming the first corner of a track “Turn 12" and the next one “Turn 89" just to fuck with people.”

Winner!

My Dad’s 1972 Ford Mustang Mach 1 in yellow. He kept the rear seat folded down with a 2" tall piece of foam carpet padding across the back that my 5 year-old self played in. Car seats, we don’t need no stinkin’ car seats.

So that’s what Starman was doing before Elon sent him to Mars in his Tesla.

I’ve also given up on fighting the comma fight, especially the “comma after state in city, state, in a sentence.”

A buddy of mine in college had one of these, which he not-so-lovingly referred to as a “Ford Muskrat”

Experiences, not things, my man.

In elementary school, I had a friend who’s driveway was placed unnaturally close to fire hydrant (or vice-versa, not sure which came first).

“Ray Ratto wishes baseball teams asked only children and amiable vagrants to sit in the suites. Baseball is really no place for adults.”

Guessing he meant HPDE - High Performance Driving Event

If you touch a person’s car, good intentions/samaritan or not, you leave a note.