They walked in, they saw someone listening intently to a radio program featuring a voice that was 50% carefully-cultivated awkwardness and 50% vocal fry, and the robbers immediately knew there was nothing worth stealing. They robbed an NPR lifetime subscriber last year and couldn’t fence the obscure board games,…

Burglars broke into my house when I had NPR playing and it caused them to fall asleep on the couch about 10 minutes into the episode.

Everybody loves to rag on the guy, but doesn’t he actually always try to follow through on this stuff? I mean, he’s actually building an underground tunnel to alleviate LA traffic and he had his engineers custom build a submarine to get the Thai soccers kids out.

I thought Alissa Walker was the worst editor over at Gawker for her endlessly annoying utopian autonomous car puff pieces, but I now pass that honor to you and whatever the fuck you call this sensationalist bullshit. Can’t wait for “the big one” to bring Darwinism back to the west coast and finally put an end to you…