#TeamKillerMike (not because Nina Turner, but because NOT Oprah)

“We sincerely apologize to anyone that was offended by the jerseys.”

Aww yeah:

Man, no shit: when I did the launch drive for this car back in 2014, they had all this British stuff everywhere. Union Jack flags, The Who and the Stones playing all over the place. But all the engineers there were German guys! “You like the new Mini, ja? Das ist ein kleiner Rennwagen, ja?”

The check engine light never sets on the British empire.

Ja, zie new mini ist zupfer British!

Are they getting more crappily built, like other british cars?

Implausible. Vintage car without the ton of broken parts stored “for later use” is not credible.

From the Facebook Post Is Legally Binding Lawschool. Saying it doesn’t make it enforceable. This HOA has a contract that people signed, and it probably has language that allows it to enforce stupid, asinine rules. You don’t have a contract that allows you to enforce (reasonable, sensible) rules.

Redundant clocks???? You call that minimalist??? F Minus!

the right ‘wing’ has a fuel gauge, fuel range, outside temp, and your cruise control set speed.

cheep cheep cheep

How about the fact that the shirt could’ve been swapped with the other kids and there would be less an obvious issue. That’s not cluelessness, that shit is intentional.

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

What? The fact that this is auto only proves that it absolutely takes outright performance as a priority over enjoyment and connection.

I’m a friend of manual transmissions but I still think that a DCT could work very well. I haven’t yet driven with one that that I would have really liked but I have driven with some that I didn’t hate either.