Anyone else remember the SimCity2000 advisor that would literally yell at you in all caps if you reduced the transportation budget by even 1%? Seems appropriate about now.

Why are we linking a source article behind a paywall? Does Jalopnik get a share of anyone that actually decided to jump on board or something?

When dealing with older conservative relatives, I’ve found that all you have to do is tell them their cable/internet bill will go up. They’re already enraged by the price they pay to watch NCIS and this is salt in the wound.

BMW’s late-80s king of the high-speed sports-touring bikes, the K1, is the most rad of all the motorrad. This one, with a giant rectangular headlamp, ABS, and a ketchup-and-mustard paint job, is the embodiment of rad motorcycles. Ya dig?

Yeh, already miss the old 24 Hours logo:

It looks like what people thought “futuristic” would be in 1972.

just remembered that one

To be fair Volvo targeted the S90 as a BMW5 series competitor. The S90 has nicer interior fit and finish than the BMW5 series, but it’s just not a driver’s car. Still, if you want a sedan Volvo is practically giving the S90 away. It’s still a VERY nice car and certainly a step up from Cadillac, Infiniti and Lexus…

Can’t confirm, Chinese Thanksgiving is not like this at all.

The Aunts and Uncles definitions ring true for Indian people too, except it becomes Aunties.

White guy; black wife. When we were dating I invited her and her kids over to Thanksgiving dinner. I was so proud I made a turkey, stuffing, potatoes and a few veggies.