Will my Crysis work?

Now pour acid on it.

Wasn't he arrested last week?

Are these new? A shame if they are.

XP is that old now?

Canadians...made cars?

If I can get my hands on a bottle I'll do a review and send it in to Giz.

Very nice :) What colorway? (looks like a modified White/Black/Red)

Hooray no more $800 vintages on Flight Club LA!

You're completely right about the early 90's fugly.

Also read the updated article and it states that the Air Jordan is the most iconic sneaker line ever. Maybe, but I think this is more iconic, although not necessarily a "line" (does having many varieties count?)

I've scoured the Flight Club LA's site looking for a B/W pair. $239 is not money for a daily pair of sneaks (I'd rather get a new pair than vintage in that case). but it still gets you a pretty amazing shoe.

#68, #55, #43, #32, #26 (always wanted a full Cab), #23, #20, #16, and #6 (especially its SB variants) are my personal favs from that list.

I disagree with you on looks, but form does indeed follow function, so you're right about the leather.

They are? Excellent! If I can afford them at least.

I'm 15, I'll sound like an ass (although I probably do already from swearing in the original post).

I wish mini-giraffes like in that ad existed.

To me, these will always be the best looking Jordans made. It's something more my taste, not this crazy alien crap that the brand has been releasing lately.

Thank goodness you didn't put anything in Canada. With regulations like these (in Ontario), it's impossible to get past 60mph.

...yup