I think you're talking about the snow storm scare of 2010, if memory serves correctly.

I have the OJ's, man are they excellent.

With this, no one will take my phone!

Browser.

Thank you very much Conditioner.

So he's like Dexter, except admits his Dark Passenger openly and doesn't get his hands dirty.

It's almost certainly an excellent pencil. So excellent that if I don't have one I go out and buy another two.

But it's only a cable! Can't we just let these Chinese factories carry on and make cables for us consumers?

Falafels are terrific.

People keep taking these from me.

I'd imagine he would be the guy who avoids the splash rule.

I thought he referred to the Neo-Stratos.

Well, I'll just have to not use ketchup then.

I recall a story from a friend, where her brother got mugged once, and the mugger pulled the victim's RAZR phone from the victim's backpack, and the mugger says "keep this".

It's a well-rounded idea though. Heart attack causing phone calls will end wrapped on a table.

It'll be against his code, but still. Love it.

We all knew what happened when we tried to leave on the 29th of October...

I still use the Motorola RAZR daily (the OG one)

Agnostics would be too shy about ultimately judging someone's life and decide to leave them alone.

Hey Jeff! You're funny in Canada too (at least southern Ontario)