Hopefully.

A Twinkie Wiener Sandwich, your favorite.

That looks like modern Blues Brothers.

Even if the cop did get to the guy, they'd just shake hands and go over to Tim's for a double-double, eh.

Lesbian Nazi hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight loss programs.

Why Toyota, Why? A rally AE86 would've been way better...

I know a middle-aged guy who rides one of these.

"You don't even play basketball! You wimp!"

Veyron is just a bit "tame" in my mind compared to the Swede insanities of Koenigsegg. If I was another Patrick Bateman or something I'd definitely go with the Segg right after playing Huey Lewis and soaking up blood.

That requires the kind of confidence that...I'm not even sure.

This requires a fern mindset.

We moosn't talk about this.

If they had a reality show, it would mostly be stuff like this XD

"My Ferrari has seven seats, huh?"

I'm thinking sort of what DeLorean Motor Company now does with new-old-stock, and to an extent, Icon's SUVs.

Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding—-

More like Gus Fring of cars.

I don't have a Porsche to color my Moleskine with.

Any cupholders?

It depends where you are. I think some high-end bookstores sell Lamy products, and if you want to go on the Internet to get one of these babies, http://www.amazon.com/Lamy-Safari-Fountain-Pen-Charcoal/dp/B0002T401Y here's a link to an Amazon seller that stocks these in matte black.