Game Title: S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl.

The mannequins.

Does Sega just not like making money? Their marketing team is completely incompetent

Better idea: don't use a new TV. Really old consoles look like ass on non-CRT units.

Those are no Space Marines.

Joking or not, I wish I could punch you

As soon as I saw Ice Pick Lodge was the developer, I bought this without question. They are fucking amazing.

It's more a card game than a board game, but I'd nominate this.

There's an F40 at the dealership in my neighboring town. I don't know the mileage, but oh how I lust for it still

YES FINALLY

I think they have been, I heard/read that they were stripped of their guns and badges

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET IN

I can't blame him. Dude's a narc, maybe there was some nasty shit going down with some of the bikers he was riding with?

Holy shit WHAT HAPPENED to that Psyduck

Anyone play the fan-game? You should, because it's fucking awesome.

Anyone play the fan-game? You should, because it's fucking awesome.

Bummed that the SDSD Freudian Nightmare didn't make the cut.

Holy shit.

Goddammit why is this so funny

I wonder if Kirk knew there is actually a Game of Thrones card game when he wrote this article...