Throw in Marville while you're at it. Nothing to stir things up like a deadly serious story about how Wolverine is responsible for life on Earth.

Don't forget, if they die and are brought back they lose a part of themselves.

I actually find that Iron Fist makes a LOT more sense after watching this show. Of course, that just raises the question of why we couldn't get the information in question there in the first place.

Good luck not obsessing over Kermit's new voice.

I'm two years older than him, and I still regularly get asked for ID.

I started reading that to the tune of Land of 1000 Dances.

Yep. It's even part of the running time of the finale rather than its own video like the Luke Cage teaser.

Then her father sent a thug over to rough him up. He took one look at the huge former boxer and ran for it.

And for a whole decade, the last Trek anyone ever saw was that crap about how women can't be captains because they're all crazy.

You see this ass? Kick this ass.

There was just one season of Jonny Quest too. My mother was quite surprised when I got her the set.

"So why am I watching it?"
"Because it's on TV."
"Not yet."

The original Miracle on 34th Street was released in spring (if you watch the trailer you may notice how much it dances around the whole Christmas thing).

Cool Hand Luke went after the wrong thing.

It's as big as a battleship!

It was also incredibly refreshing that there was never any "They're the lead male and female characters, and so they're legally obliged to hook up."

Like the absence of the lawyers, I see this as a tacit confession that they seriously screwed up whatever they were going for with him and Susan, and it was best to just drop it completely.

Try asking people why they're white.

It's by a black guy, so things get a little muddled. I've always liked to see it as a guy raving about the awesome Kung fu movie he just saw, so that's okay.

Ross Perot called the designer of the Vietnam memorial an "egg roll." Somehow people don't seem to bring that up much.