Well it’s going to be a lot harder than it should be since there are so many fuckwits like you in the country.

You’re missing out....those premier league games are pretty awesome. And over in 90 minutes so you have the rest of the day to do what you need to do.

Mark Davis looks like he just saw Charlize Theron steal his concubines and truck full of breast milk.

Go fuck yourself with having to jump in with your ‘it’s all the same on both sides’ bullshit. One group has a history of slavery, endemic and systemic racism, and a system designed to work against them. The other is mad they can’t be racist anymore. In case you missed it, go fuck yourself.

The Red Sox moving to New York would result in riots, deportations, martial law, several Deadspin staff orgasms and possibly states seceding from the union, so no, unless you’re talking like Barca moving to Madrid there’s no real equivialency.

My favorite part of the Niners’s downfall is it’s entirely self inflicted. They drove out a good coach who had a good quarterback (who was benched and pushed out) and they fucked up a perennial good team with lots of talent (and young talent!) to this disaster. They had what was quite literally the perfect situation…

I see no good reason why you jerks couldn’t be have hired Colin Kaepernick to write this.

Seriously, when is this starting? I’m so pathetic and horny for WYTS, I went back and checked when previous versions started. It was always around now, the final week in July.

DON’T YOU DARE TAKE AWAY MY WYTS, DREW.

GET ON WITH THE 2017 EDITION OF WHY YOUR TEAM SUCKS YOU BUTT MONKEY

People who take their kids to breweries and bars that also happen to serve some food are the worst of the worst. They are all, without reservation, 20 and 30-somethings who don’t want to give up their lifestyle of going out and getting tanked but are too cheap/stupid/whatever to get a babysitter. I don’t want to…

It’s tough to extend a series beyond best of seven though. Make it best of 9 and what happens when one team sweeps in five and the other goes the full 9. Now the team that swept has a full week off to lose their momentum. Play in a cold weather climate and a week off is a death sentence.

I thought Australians were supposed to be good at insults

This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

You sound like you could go for some potato salad.

Dude, we absolutely would get excited about four triples. And you are free to rename any statistical rarity you see fit, and I will absolutely not bitch about it in the comments, you have my word.

It’s not that it’s “better.” It’s that it’s roughly as rare in baseball history as a no-hitter. Things that are unlikely to happen are cool to witness.

Make sure you get the assholes who came up with the camo scheme unis too. That motherfucker is asking for it.

Have fun being on whichever watch list you were probably just put on with that comment.

These uniforms make me want to go on a killing spree at MLB’s marketing HQ. Anybody got requests? I’ll be bringing goodies back.

The Mets could definitely have been the team hitting into the sweet double play.