PLEASE give us an update!

Did you miss the part where she sexually abuses severely disabled people? You know, like the one with “the mental capacity of a toddler.”

Two cars that really disappointed me with their real-life presence were the new Acura NSX and the BMW i8. The face doesn’t need to be lifted on the i8... It’s the ass. And it’s not just because it looks like it’s shitting out a 911. It has this weird growthy looking rear-end that I really just could not get behind…

Pffft Montana. Should have gone the real graffiti artist route and used Rusto!

That color is exclusive to the Diablo VT 6.0 SE. It’s called “Oro Elios.” My favorite iteration of the Diablo, by far.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ + lawyers + American judicial system

At the same time, it’s a C230 from the mid-aughts. That’s only a $10kUSD car in great condition. Granted, there is the possibility her father was the first owner, but it was “her car” that had her father’s name on the registration; a lot of families do that, so it’s tough to gauge wealth from the facts we have.

That…

As an English major who loves cars, this is my dream job.

The cleanest hardbody I’ve ever seen... I mean, I’m from the midwest, but this is clean even for the interwebs.

I don’t know what it is, but I’ve always liked the look of an Edsel.

THE sausage king of Chicago!

I can’t think of many cars from the early aughts that aged so gracefully.

1st: Hi fellow Ross with an interest in trains. I don’t consider myself a true foamer because I only really photograph freight graffiti and monikers.

I was just gonna say that a turbo Hayabusa swap would be insane!

It appears that a cop sees him do it and doesn’t care enough to pull him over.

They’re both proper logos. That one is from the manga and OP’s “hokey ass bootleg logo” is from the anime.

You know, the one they used on that car.

I’ve secretly dreamed of copy editing for Jalopnik. That’d be an awesome use for my seemingly-useless English degree.

R2 R2 L1 R2 Up Down Up Down Up Down Up Down. No more stars! Like nothing ever happened!

Oh my god I cannot un-see the e46 headlights!