A Hind D? Colonel, what’s a Russian gunship doing here?

Snake? Snake! Snaaake!

A WITCH, BURN THEM

For reference:

Lucas told them to comb the desert to find interest in a Tatooine movie. Unfortunately...

‘Quite, and if you’re going to describe him in any way it should be as Brock Sampson The Tick  whatever his characters name was on the CBS sitcom he did with David Spade.

See, I don’t think I’ve ever been *more* attracted to her...

Pretty cool. We had this a while back, but the new one is obviously better.

Pretty cool. We had this a while back, but the new one is obviously better.

Boy, Frank Oz was “bearly” restrained in his tweets!

Rat Scabies?

I preferred Grant’s 70s utility company CEO. His teeth alone were terrifying.

That, my friend, is the real true true

That’s not a batarang. THIS is a batarang!

Helen Slater’s Bond was even worse than George Lazenby.

Aren’t you dead?

I’m one of the horrible people who fell out of love with this show the more ambitious and byzantine its plotting became. Some day I’ll get caught up, but I can’t imagine anything will approach my affection for the first two seasons.

“That was a weird one!”

However he goes, it’ll be spread across at least 90 more minutes than it should be.

Too many 12 year olds and people who think like 12 year olds.

“The Human Instrument of cocaine’s will?”