What you wrote is horrifying, so I’m just going to focus on the gif and think about how much I love Hot Rod.

I hear the video game music any time someone says “Maximum Carnage.”

This is by far the best comment here. No one should reply until I blow this whistle.

Right, who threw that?!

I’m hearing Johnny Cash’s version of “Hurt” in my head when I look at that poster.

I got a Raul Julia notification for this?!

That’s what she said.

There are times where all puns will be inappropriate. This is one of them.

But Paul Reiser was supposed to be evil. Yes, Aliens is one of my favorite movies.

But what about Mad About Shoe?

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

uno dos tres catorce!

“I learned it from watching Rampage with you Dad!  I learned it from you!”

He always feels emboldened when his Bourne royalties arrive.

“Where does he get those wonderful bees?”

Soylent Green’s The Walking Dead Stray Observations: Rick Murders a Baby and Everyone Congratulates Him For It Edition:

I’m white as snow, so please forgive me if this doesn’t quite fit in, but I would suggest adding “Black Dynamite” to that list, too.

The other agents’ horror when Griffin gets too deep undercover and goes full Mayo is hilarious.

Undercover Brother taught me that blacks people really don’t like mayonnaise.

Bowser and Donkey Kong have more girth and momentum but it takes them longer to get going.