I just wanna know how they know this will be the last Sharknado, those damn meteorologists and marine biologists couldn’t predict a piss up in a whore house!

Does this numpty know how to talk about anyone else but himself? Every single thing he says is in service to himself.

Thats sounds just like a film my deaf dyslexic brother used to always want me to watch called Wars of Star.

Well my favourite sandy shithole is actually now Jedha just on the basis that it doesn’t have any damn Tusken Raiders.

Eric Andre must have thought Two Broke Girls was funny too, or was that just a quick paycheck?

Goldilocks

Jeff Bingham! And i didn’t even have to look it up.

AKA Walking Swedish Murder Machine

Don’t think we saw any of those over here in the UK.

A dash of chicory? 

I always took that to be some sort of dirty sex act, maybe mixing beastiality with necrophilia.

They do know Natalie Portman is nearing her 40's right? Ok she doesn’t exactly look it but can they not drop the “young woman” roles?

You’d think a celeb like this would know about phones?

But Frank Grimes is dead? Surely its Grimes Jr she’s waiting on?

Alas Hugh and Lawrie?

Can he show us what its like?

Scabie Bats?

I’ll give it a go but i’ve really been out of touch with Groening’s work for a while now

Rat Babies? 

Wait, so who is Waluigi’s mother? And how come both Luigi and Waluigi look the same age? In fact Waluigi looks to be the older.