Throwing one out there: John Spartan from Demolition Man.
I mean, if your name is “John Spartan”, you either have to be an action hero or a porn star. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

*Indiana Jones has entered the chat*

“Well I don’t mean to kiss and tell, but I’ve been seen with Farrah...”

I see, so she cheated with a married man and implied on a podcast that one of her ex-boyfriends was a closeted gay man, and for that she deserves...[checks cosmic ledger] breast cancer, a double mastectomy, and, potentially, death. Yep, that definitely evens out.

When I was a kid I always wondered what he did during the other 3 seasons...

You are sentient dog excrement.

What a shit ass thing to say

What a thin skinned arsehole.

A woman I work with has had MS for years but got in on a trial for a new drug sometime before Covid and recently told me that she’s basically cured at this point. She figured by this time she’d barely be able to walk but she doesn’t even need braces anymore.

There is a time-honored tradition of actors being completely upfront about taking a job—particularly a sub-par job—for the paycheck.

Wow, Henley continues to be a gigantic sleazeball. Shocking, just shocking. This case should never have been brought as a criminal prosecution in the first place, but the prosecutors apparently succumbed to pressure by Henley and his lawyers. Glad they immediately ditched it when they found out they were snookered.…

This post obliquely suggests that Harry and Asta could get together at some point or are doing some sort of standard “will they/won’t they” sort of thing but none of that is close to true. They love each other, but it is very platonic and much more of a brother/sister or parent/child sort of thing, with the dynamic of…

Better Call Paul was right there!

“I guess Paul is sorta breaking bad?” - Jesse Freman

I really like Push.

To be fair, between two Fantastic Fours, Push, The Losers, Scott Pilgrim, and his prolonged Captaincy of America, I imagine he’s scratched his comic-book itch quite comprehensively.

I read the first half of your comment and suddenly realized...

The tone of this piece is weird. Ignoring the current state of the MCU (which I’ve personally moved on from), are we going to pretend that the Infinity Saga wasn’t 1) fun as hell and 2) a genuine narrative feat tying together 23 movies over an 11 year stretch?

I am 100% fine with Villeneuve changing what he wants to tell his own story. That is what adaption is all about. I am not a fan of him implying he is showing what Herbert really wanted to say because Herbert is not here to chime in on any truth of that. He also still seems to not 100% understand Paul based on the…

It works. Through Chani’s eyes, we see Paul for who he truly is: a man as power-hungry as the rest of them.